But that is not a wart

Husband : I love you...but...What’s that growing on your face

 

Wife : touching her forehead…here?

 

Husband: No no, below that

 

Wife: alarmed…feeling her chin….where? what is growing?

 

Husband: No yar! There between your eyes

 

Wife: Oh! That. !!…

 

So nice of you to accept me wart and all

 

So wonderful that our relationship has moved to this level

 

But pardon me, that is not a wart…that is my nose.

 

• Suman gets up at 4 in the morning to read her novel
• Pratish jogs barefoot
• Naveen cleans the toilet when he wants to think
• Vasudha pours tomato sauce over her bowl of fruits

 Pardon me

 These are not warts…..

 This is them.

 

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